The most unfunniest thing I have seen in, like, a super long time (or insert crickets chirping here)

... and that includes the times when I have occasionally stumbled across episodes of "Two and a Half Men."

If I was a PC owner, I would be embarrassed for my people. But then, I own a Mac and drive a Saab that still has its temporary plates — because life, like the funny period of Seinfeld's career, is fleeting.

Worst unfunny line (aka lead balloon aka led zepplin): "I love a condiment with booze in it."