Because when it comes to...

... a delicious political scandal, I don't care if it's right or left — just tawdry. :0)

Best hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold line: "...prostitution is about sex, and an escort is more about time spent..."

Um, yeah... sure it is...

(and, omg, Gawker is right: Sawyer's "Bitch, what?" facial expressions are priceless!!)

Oh my goodness!

It's been a week since my last post. This is entirely unacceptable, and will soon be rectified. Stay tuned...

John McCain: Yes, he was funny on SNL's Weekend Update

And here's your proof:



Best line: "... the Sad Grandpa..." lol

When Space Clams attack (or I hate the criminal enterprise known as "Scientology")

If you know me well, you know how much I despise Scientology and the upper echelons of their criminal enterprise. This is NO religion. Trust me. It's part cult, part mafioso. And if these freaky people had their way, they would rule the world (and for once, I am not kidding.).

Anyhow, Gawker rules on so many levels. And one of them is that they have the balls to continually report on these crazy mofos. Here is the latest. There was a recent protest by Anonymous, an online group that protests, monitors and challenges the so-called Church of Scientology (although most recently it made headlines for hacking into Sarah Palin's personal email account, where they found out she was frequently doing state business through it, and that's a no no).

And of course, eventually the CoS goon squad showed up, and while their thugs had hog tied one protester, they politely took the time to beat another one whens she tried to grab the hog-tied guy's digital camera. Such lovely church-going people, aren't they? Can someone please explain to me how these effs STILL have their nonprofit status?!? Anyone?!? Sigh.