Brad Pitt is just the cutest thing ever.

But really, he should just come out of the closet already.

Best line: "Look at Brad Pitt though the ages."

Oh really? Well, that would explain a lot, now wouldn't it?

(And I have to wonder, if those women in the top right pic back there are looking to abstain, why the hell are they making the "sign," as if a target of sorts — I mean, with that many women making "the sign," wouldn't it be visible from space? This could have serious ramifications, well beyond the boundaries of their bra-less march and stacks of Hellen Reddy LPs.... well, as Madonna so wisely sang, life, my friend, is a mystery.)